is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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