Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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