The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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