bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Let's get the cat blown out
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
