I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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