you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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