We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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