cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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