Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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