About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
His nipple licking is glorious
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