Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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