talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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