I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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