If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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