She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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