Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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