Me too!
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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