I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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