Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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