That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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