doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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