she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
We don't watch enough power rangers
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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