i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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