im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can't turn off my feet"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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