that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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