I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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