Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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