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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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