it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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