That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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