I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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