how can u be prego again
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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