Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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