Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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