he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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