Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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