Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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