it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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