obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
No subtext here. People are naked.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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