32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
