No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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