The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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