p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
