Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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