She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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