I can text with my tongue
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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