If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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