You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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