How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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