I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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