if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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